I'm in the same "carry laptop, hate backpack" boat as you. One of these days I'm going to make myself a nice looking briefcase for my laptop and other teaching stuff, with some sort of hide-away rack mounting system. I haven't figured out how to do the mounting yet, and I walk to work this semester, so it's on the back burner. But one of these days . . .
Any initial thoughts come to mind though? Even if they're incomplete, maybe they could lead our collective thought train someplace interesting.
Right now, barring any new creative ideas, my best option seems to be to stick with the Topeak Disc Explorer (http://www.topeak.com/products/Racks/ExplorerTubularRack_discMount) rack. Use it to carry laptop and the lightest load possible, using the narrowest profile possible.
- Mount the laptop on the top tray, with a small roll on top of that.
- For "panniers" use some small 4"-5" wide army surplus bags, lightened. Also functions laptop as padding in a spill.
- Get other bikepacking-style storage like a frame bag, tail bag, etc and move the bulkier items there
Optionally, I guess the laptop could be mounted in one of the thin panniers, if it could be balanced out weight-wise on the other side.