I managed to toss this thing together out of parts left at my parents house while home for the Holidays. It's a bit of a cobbled together jalopy, but the parts in and of themselves are functioning and some are even nice. I live in California now and wanted to have a bike to ride on the seemingly endless miles of snow machine trails up in Northern MI for a couple weeks while I'm in town. It's just a Surly 1x1 with no offset Large Marge rims and some ridiculous downhill tires. I'll probably take some static for only having a front brake, but I had to cut the brake posts off to get the rims into the frame and the frame is pre-disc tab vintage.... I mean really, the thing seems to stop quite safely at the speeds I'm traveling at through the snow. The One F*cking Speed sticker may seem out of place on a now geared bike, but while it may have a nine speed cassette I assure you all, with those tires it still has only one speed... slow.
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