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Thanks guys!!
I guess I'll look for an alternative for the spring months and then come back for the GD in june/july!
If you're a glutton for punishment, you might come down to Arizona and give the AZT a try. It isn't a series of forest service type stuff, mostly single track with a large helping of HAB. But, there are those that dig it. Even in April, down in the desert, winter can still be an issue. The route does go completely across northern Arizona and snow can be in issue. Oh, you get to carry your bike through the Grand Canyon as a bonus.